Back in April of this year, I spoke to Brian Sloan, creator of the infamous Autoblow, about how he developed the world’s most popular blowjob machine. Using a series of mechanical beads, the Autoblow applies pressure to your penis, which is comfortably placed inside a silky smooth sleeve.

The Autoblow, to my knowledge, is still the only masturbator that requires you to keep it plugged in to an electrical outlet while it’s in use. This helps generate significantly more power than traditional sex toys, which require batteries or a temporary charge.

Six months ago, Sloan informed me a third generation of the product would be coming out in autumn. Since then, I’ve been patiently waiting for the Autoblow AI to arrive on my doorstep.

Earlier this week, it finally did. Promptly, I ripped the device from its packaging and shoved my dick in it.

This not only prolonged the experience, but also made it feel more authentic because like a real BJ, the AI contains movements that you do love, but also ones that aren’t really doing anything for you

First and foremost, it has the fancy artificial intelligence feature as its 10th setting. The first nine modes are various types of blowjobs, but it’s the same mechanical movement from the machine. The 10th mode combines those other nine techniques at random, so you never receive the same blowjob twice.

Sloan used artificial intelligence to analyze 109 hours of oral sex videos, so these settings-or rather, styles of blowjobs-don’t simply apply pressure up and down your junk at random. Each mode is a popular technique of blowjob. Then you can choose from 10 speeds depending on if you’re more of a fan of the slow blow, or like something a little quicker.

Second, it has a pause button that’s easily accessible, so you can, in essence, edge yourself.Continue reading→